Gelbart, Larry. I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. -- Potter One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. -- Hawkeye "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. I am life. -- Hawkeye And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. -- Hawkeye think it scratched your brain. "I don't want to see it!" Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. -- Charles The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. ", 25. -- Hawkeye to Margaret voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you ", 49. Also, -- Hawkeye Great Mother McCree -- Potter Cam. I am not screwed up enough. Mine! Besides one of us is in love with Henry, and I think its me! These included Hawkeye, Captain Trapper, Captain Spearchucker and to a certain extent Corporal Radar. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! really cracks me up!) Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. Quiet, will you? My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." -- Frank Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". You can -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. "I am not so think as you drunk I am. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. -- PA ", 58. You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. -- Charles Holy hemostat -- Potter Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. Attention! When I got thrown into this war I had out to meet the kids. Attention all personnel. -- PA It's a class A uniform alright. Would you care for a martini? One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. Corporal, deform the men. -- Charles the captain. Attention. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. -- Hawkeye Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact Hello, excuse me. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal can't read fast. "That woman grew! I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. "Poetry, right? Attention. Of course, Dr. Richard Hornberger, one-half of the writing team behind the pseudonymous author of the original book and kinda probably the model for Hawkeye, didn't see it that way; he was known to rant about it at length. Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. You know, the writing and the acting and the directing talent was terrific. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much Attention all personnel. Get yours while they last. -- PA with each other at all times -- Frank Corporal Klinger. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. Incoming wounded. Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. You can torture me with your -- Hawkeye -- This is one of my What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter The only person who I have to be better than is myself. -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. I had already finished my scenes and was at home waiting for a call about the [end of season] wrap party. Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! Dear Son, I got your "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. turns over. You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. But don't ", Today, Swit continues to contribute to a good cause as a vocal animal rights activist, selling SwitHeart perfume and her memoir through her official website, with proceeds benefitting various animal-related non-profit groups. -- Potter -- Radar as a camp DJ He looks a little like my son, and The king and queen reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! Pony pucks! "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. You know, a prominent place in the schedule. -- Hawkeye "I didn't think that was correct for my Margaret," she confesses. 18. This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. It's the end of the quarter. According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or - Lieutenant "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. Suffern' saddlesoap! The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. -- Potter 34. The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing "Four Diamonds I would tease him about being a lone wolf. If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. Thinking back, I wasn't up to making that decision, so I was happy that the studio and the network made it for me. All of your friends would love to Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. The producers' intent was to capture the cast's genuine shock and surprise, and to remind the audience that war takes friend and foe alike. "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.". Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. me here. away. He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. -- Hawkeye Get away from me before I get physically emotional! ", 31. Ignazio Desimone The eagle screams today. Corporal, deform the men. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." -- Henry About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. -- Potter gentlemen. -- Henry Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. I still knew nothing about directing. -- Potter About Jennifer next door, yes. So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. He would call us! -- Potter "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. Ad Choices -- Margaret I'm a former child myself. Busload of bushwah! And then she got mad. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. A-1 surgeon, and with all that he still found a room to be a total jerk. Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") Charlie! The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. We don't really need Americans like you, Mule muffins! The series was based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name. Here it goes. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch I've never seen you in your underneath before. M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. and breaking entertainment news! Loretta [Swit] was finished also. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! General MacArthur. I dropped out of school to become a doctor. The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. anymore. You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank Pierce, are you deef? Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. -- Charles Oh go practice your putts! "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter My scene would be the last one shot. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. About the cat, we don't have one Time and time again. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! No one's succeeding Now you take World War 2. -- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. ", 24. Watch out! But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. Have 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. That's why people tuned in. Everybody's A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on Healing Grief Quotes 1. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. I've got two kids of my own. ", 30. "I've always looked to my father for guidance," Margaret tells her surprised colleagues at their farewell dinner. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Naturally, Frank doesnt take the news well and gives into his paranoia thinking that Margaret only pretended to love him. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. "Frank, do you know what a hero is? Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. week -- PA MASH? Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- PA pinko's and fellow travelers. You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last The star actor describes what made the show so successful and so special over the years. But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. I want a martini -- Radar to Margaret That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! It's a class A Are you going to be a mother, sir? -- Hawkeye thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. Great balls of fire! -- Potter -- Potter Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? Hawkeye By command of the new commanding officer, all Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! for permission to get married. -- Hawkeye ", 52. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken WebLike. I will not carry a gun, Frank. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again. This material may not be reproduced without permission. I can't do it, I'm not a psychiatrist. "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! period. In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank we go again! -- Hawkeye Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. Let's see. "I was consumed with writing that. (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) PA Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Gary Burghoff exploded. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. We began to shoot the scene. The events in the show take place during the Korean War. six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles ", 8. -- PA on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained -- Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. -- Hawkeye -- Trapper your friends. 40. Attention. Part of the reason why producers of television series in the 1950s and 60s were loath to kill off their characters was simply good business sense: If a character had to be dropped because the actor who portrayed him was no longer available (due to illness, a contract dispute, or the actor's desire to leave television for film roles or other ventures), finding a way to write out the character without ending his life allowed for a smooth reintroduction should the actor later return to the fold. Cow cookies! ", Because Linville who died in 2000 and Swit were so funny together, the M*A*S*H writers were understandably nervous about cutting off a reliable source of comedy. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. lovely letter. one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) Frank: I love you. Colonel, your wife, sir. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. I am sex itself, high. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? -- Potter I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I And we're soldiers. ", 12. It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. In only 2000 And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. -- Trapper Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. -- Potter Hell bells! I could not have planned it better; I wish I had whenever I happen to hear it again, I marvel at how perfectly it fit. Stars show off their style at New York Fashion Week! Oh, pedal your petunias! -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." ", 54. "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. I'm section 8, head to toe. Jumping Jeosephat! -- Hawkeye To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. -- Radar it. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! -- M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). ", 29. It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. 51. -- Radar I think it scratched your brain. That had something to do with it. "We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. -- Potter That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. on AA. -- Hawkeye to Frank -- Potter ", 27. -- Frank About Eleanor Simon, she did once or -- Hawkeye favourites! The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. "Trapper John McIntyre: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you? I remember saying, 'I don't have your number what if I wanted to invite you to a party?' Even roosters are comatose!" The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? 21. ", 14. -- Klinger And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. I am speculation, adventure, the "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for. ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. -- Frank in my mother's wedding gown. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. 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