Me: its time to goKids: wait. 1. -my 4yo threatening me. Kids are terrifying. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Very frustrated. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Im 40. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My husband put the dishes away.If you have any information about their whereabouts we are deeply concerned for their safety at this time. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. Is it leave her in the woods? This is how the argument started. My sons friend came over for dinner. Just one. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta. I'm getting popcorn. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! i have failed you. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" Turn it off! 8: It's Mom. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. Not you AND your baby!" Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. Janene #1 You better believe it As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Because shes in the livingroom. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. Wishing you all a good weekend! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. from the couch. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Wishing you all a good weekend! I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Janene #1 Ouch! I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. i have failed me. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. May 20, 2022, 04:36 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 90% of parenting is crumb identification. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. NOBODY MOVE. I watched you guys open everything. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. DON'T. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. This what I see when I walked in. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Part of HuffPost Relationships. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. 1. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. unless theres ice cream later. You really showed that glass! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. Sign up to follow me here! Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. But you cant have both. One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! I got-Me: I know. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. Only one of us thinks this is funny. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. SANTA IS WATCHING! "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. I had a rough day and my kid took one look at me, went to the pantry, handed me the Oreos and said, "Looks like it's a double stuffed Oreo kind of day." My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. ". James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. do not hit that submit button. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. My husband and son are farting on one another. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. Think twice about what you say in front of them. It truly is a wonderful life. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. It's too late to impress them. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. The sun is shining. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Thank you for following us on this journey. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. handing in my dad card. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. My daughter has an Instagram account now. Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. Wait, what color is the fence? Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick Birds are chirping. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? 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